26 minutes ago on 1 October 2014 @ 9:49pm + 216,491 notes
via squidkitten (originally luxvriously)

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

28 minutes ago on 1 October 2014 @ 9:47pm + 113,717 notes
via englishmagic (originally kiluas)

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

boomstudios:

Sleepy Hollow #1 NYCC Exclusive Cover by Noelle Stevenson.

30 minutes ago on 1 October 2014 @ 9:46pm + 1,042 notes
via aimeefleck (originally aimeefleck)

aimeefleck:

The webcomic Nimona posted its last page today!! I had the honor of watching it grow from cute characters in a sketchbook to the beautiful finished comic it is today, and it was an amazing experience from start to finish. I can tell you that the amount of love, time, skill, and straight up hands-dirty hard work that Noelle put into this project was immense— and in my opinion, well worth it. Nimona is a phenomenal comic.

I hope you’re all as excited as me to see it published in book form come early next year!! Make sure to grab a copy! If ever there were a book deserving of your pre-ordering, it’s Nimona.

36 minutes ago on 1 October 2014 @ 9:40pm + 46,473 notes
via englishmagic (originally mapletheleonberger)
39 minutes ago on 1 October 2014 @ 9:36pm + 4,133 notes
via deliciousale (originally gingerhaze)

gingerhaze:

The final page of NIMONA is up today. 

Today on NIMONA

Read from the beginning

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52 minutes ago on 1 October 2014 @ 9:23pm + 62,173 notes
via beinganerd (originally baublesaccumulated)

What do we say to the god of death?

  • Persephone: knock knock
  • Hades: who's there?
  • Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane
53 minutes ago on 1 October 2014 @ 9:22pm + 23,512 notes
via katvogel (originally keikozakky)
1 hour ago on 1 October 2014 @ 9:16pm + 16,601 notes
via bangarangdarling (originally tittled)
# me
1 hour ago on 1 October 2014 @ 9:15pm + 534,905 notes
via bangarangdarling (originally queensamwise)

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

1 hour ago on 1 October 2014 @ 9:15pm + 55,888 notes
via slashfilled-mind (originally vanillajuice)
  • What they say to kids who want pets: Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
  • What they say to adults who DON'T want kids: Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!
1 hour ago on 1 October 2014 @ 9:11pm + 11 notes
via ginvraweasley (originally flourishandblotted)
# hp
'No password, no entrance,' she said loftily.
‘Harry, I know it!’ Someone panted up behind him and he turned to see Neville jogging towards him. ‘Guess what it is? I’m actually going to be able to remember it for once -’ He waved the stunted little cactus he had shown them on the train. ‘Mimbulus mimbletonia!’
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapter 11: The Sorting Hat’s New Song
1 hour ago on 1 October 2014 @ 9:11pm + 2,601 notes
via ginvraweasley (originally deadgirlshoes)
# hp

deadgirlshoes:

*Remus and Tonks losing Teddy in a crowded place*

"What does your son look like?"

"Good question"

1 hour ago on 1 October 2014 @ 9:09pm + 17,105 notes
via englishmagic (originally emquiry)

theinsanitybegins:

I have never been so excited to go get the mail.